Someone doesn't buckle up? Let them die. It's their fault.
Someone shoots them self when cleaning a gun, laugh at them.
Steal from a store, what do they care? The people have a fixed income, it's not like their company losing $10 items puts them out of a job.
Cops are being smart asses to you? Watch yourself, they're cops.
Someone sends people nude pictures of you to their friends, cut off your breasts/penis and say the images are out of date!
Get caught masturbating? Finish, and blame them for not having common courtesy to go back where they came from.
Get caught drinking from the carton? Spit in it, show them who is boss.
Drowning and you know you're going to die? Drink the sea and all it's precious animals.
KFC feeding you mutant chickens? Eat the cashier! Eat the Colonel! VIVA LA REVOLUTION!
Sleep with everyone, and fuck the critics, too.
Hooker tries to bite off your tongue? Slash her, slap chop style!
Dentist ridicules you for not flossing? Strangle them with Crest Glide Mint Flavored floss!
Panda won't fuck? Panda won't eat.
Anyone who doesn't want to help themselves is better off suffering. Hail Satan.
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You had me at the slap-chop reference. SHAMWOWWWWWOWOWOWOWOSTOPTHATHURTS
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