Thursday, June 10, 2010

Want/Want?/Want

What I would enjoy is a relationship with a person who is/has any of the following:

  1. Common sense
  2. Capable of holding a discussion
  3. Emotionally stable
  4. Independent
  5. Rationality
  6. Well-read
  7. Open to the idea of BDSM
  8. Aware that the world doesn't revolve around them
  9. Can appreciate small gestures
  10. Faces problems
  11. Not an idiot
I know I'm setting my standards very high, but it's what I am looking for.

Until then, I'll just throw orgies in my apartment for the summer.

Orgy-porgy, Ford and fun
Kiss the girls and make them One
Boys at one with girls at peace;
Orgy-porgy gives release.

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Thank you, Dostoyevsky

For making the notes of a terminally ill man into an unusually appealing novel.



Whether it's good or bad, smashing something is also very pleasant on occasion.
 

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Kinesiology Partner

Today was very boring, and ended with disappointment.

I went to out to lunch with the girl I asked out, and it was not as fun or amazing as I had imagined.

I followed her to her car, which was very nice and clean, contrary to her statements.

I asked her what music she liked, and her answer surprised me: American Metalcore

She loves As I Lay Dying, Slipknot, and Bullet for My Valentine. She saw Slipknot live. She told me how much she loves Matt Tuck. She drove us to Burger King. This strangely mirrored summer from last year.

The food was shitty. Burger King is always shitty.

We talked about what we always talk about. School. Education.

It sucks. Life goes on.

So, I'm single. Six more weeks of winter.

As sad as the end of the year makes me, I'm happy this will be over.

All I really want to do now is read, among other activities.

Dancing around a distressed Dishdawasher with a Silly Goose and his lyrics was enjoyable. I hope it brought light to Dishwasher's distressed day.

Fuck. It's Tuesday. Fuck.


Hail Satan

Monday, June 7, 2010

Face Shitted

Monday?

This is going to be a long week.

Saturday, June 5, 2010

Summer Checklist

  1. Riot
  2. Love
  3. Bondage
  4. Write that book
  5. Listen/Thoroughly enjoy audiobooks
  6. Shave pubes
  7. Absorb book information
  8. Sleep
  9. Ignore family obligations
  10. Spend time with loved ones
  11. Skank
  12. Watch The Story of O with Calypsotic Saint
  13. Learn songs to sing and play on guitar
  14. Be thankful
  15. Read and watch all the sadomasochistic media available
  16. Write songs
  17. Bathe
  18. Stop using shampoo and use baking powder/apple cider
  19. Be patient when preparing meals
  20. Clean apartment
  21. Establish self as libertine
  22. Spend time in nature
  23. Visit abandoned carnival with the little information given
  24. Urban sprawl into the abandoned mental asylum
  25. Brush teeth/floss/rinse
  26. Change screen name 
Updated 6/25/10

    Wednesday, June 2, 2010

    Crooked teeth

    Crooked teeth bite fingers off crooked
    Like a dull hacksaw
    Flowers bleeding passionately
    Their faces always touch the sky

    Crooked teeth don't leave ovular marks
    They disrupt the clotting
    But no one pays attention
    That's not a serious problem, though

    We're our own little celebrities
    Self-centered and drunk on our qualities
    We only care because, answer this
    Who cares about us as much as we do?

    Don't let yourself feel dependent
    Don't fuck everything you see
    Don't try to always win
    Don't try to burn yourself

    Imagine Jesus Christ
    Stigmatacized, the bastard
    But one leg was free
    And he limped on one leg into town

    While he was limping,
    The wood hit the ground
    With every step, the Savior makes
    Quite a shallow beat

    Upside down pentagram petals
    With the star legs sticking sharply
    If you touch the tip impatiently
    You'll bleed like the hemophiles

    The ancient Stoics probably had candles
    Behind their retinas
    Their tears were flaming
    Tears in the universe, almighty

    Clouds at night have an untouched hue
    No one dares duplicate it
    No one dares look for it
    Don't mind it, though, it's just for you

    The nights always silent the day
    The chatter of birds and automobiles
    Stop suddenly, as if sedated by
    The darkness underneath their eyelids

    Don't trust what others say is
    Necessity
    It's just an application of amplification
    Of misinterpreted words in a quick thought

    Don't think for others as often you do yourself
    There's a voice above your brain stem
    It says:
    Calm down, you did the best you could

    Maybe one day we'll have cables and electricity
    Instead of veins and blood, but don't be scared
    As long as our brains remain the same
    The vessel doesn't matter

    Imagine those hardwired veins bulging from scrawny hands
    Pressing metal onto plastic to bring thoughts into other mediums
    The swelling ankles, free from the dollar bills
    and the handcuffs that didn't let go

    Elders stare at mechanical boxes with little suns and stars
    Showing pictures of other watchers, moving intently
    Until we hire our gardeners to cut the cords
    Not much will change

    Before I leave, remember to cross
    Cross your gods, cross your streets
    Cross your fingers and hope
    Crooked teeth don't purchase without pay

    Tuesday, June 1, 2010

    California Über Alles

    How many people still read this blog? I'm guessing five.

    It's June. Fucking summer.

    Happy Birthday, Dishdawasher, filthy art saboteur!

    The Calypsotic Saint must raise a few thousand dollars for her modeling. Panhandling, anyone?

    Zen fascists will control you
    100% natural
    You will jog for the master race
    And always wear the happy face